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Old 12-03-2008, 03:07 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A guy goes into a bar and screams
"LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES"
A guy sitting at the end of the bar jumps up and screams
"I RESENT THAT REMARK"
First guy asks "Are you A lawyer"???
Hell No!! says the second guy!!
I'M AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
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What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of a cliff? A good start.

What's 18" long and hangs on an asshole? Neck tie on a lawyer.
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