A guy goes into a bar and screams
"LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES"
A guy sitting at the end of the bar jumps up and screams
"I RESENT THAT REMARK"
First guy asks "Are you A lawyer"???
Hell No!! says the second guy!!
I'M AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
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A guy goes into a bar and screams
"LAWYERS ARE ASSHOLES"
A guy sitting at the end of the bar jumps up and screams
"I RESENT THAT REMARK"
First guy asks "Are you A lawyer"???
Hell No!! says the second guy!!
I'M AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!
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Bill from Spartanburg
Be like an old dog!!!! If you can't eat it or screw it, just piss on it and walk away!!!!
What do you call 1000 lawyers at the bottom of a cliff? A good start.
What's 18" long and hangs on an asshole? Neck tie on a lawyer.
jrs
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"A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within.", Will Durant
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.", Edmund Burke