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Old 01-06-2009, 04:41 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Finally,a definition of globalization thatI can understand and to which I now can relate:Question:What is the truest definitionof Globalization?Answer:
Princess
Diana's untimely
death.
Question:
How come?
Answer:An
English princess
with an
Egyptian boyfriend
crashes
in a French tunnel,
driving aGerman
car
with a
Dutch engine,
driven
by a Belgian
who was
drunk
on
Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you
change the spelling),
followed
closely by
Italian
Paparazzi,
on
Japanese motorcycles;
treated
by an American doctor,
usingBrazilian
medicines.
This is
sent to you by
an American,using
Bill Gates's technology,
and
you're probably reading
this on your computer,
that
uses Taiwanese chips,
andaKorean
monitor,
assembled
by
Bangladeshi
workers
in a
Singapore plant,
transported
by Indian
lorry-drivers,hijacked
by Indonesians,
unloaded by
Sicilian longshoremen,
and
trucked to you by Mexican illegals.... .
.....That, my friends,
is
Globalization
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Old 01-15-2009, 10:07 PM   #2 (permalink)
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That hurt my eyes to read for some reason.
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