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Old 10-05-2012, 11:00 AM   #1 (permalink)
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The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever, to 46 million people.

Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."

Their stated reason for the policy is because the animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves.

Thus endith today's lesson.
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Old 10-05-2012, 03:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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how ironic,but sadly how true.
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Old 10-05-2012, 08:40 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Ha ha.. very nice.. but sadly so true!
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Old 10-06-2012, 04:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Gawd, that's so simple. Why oh why don't people get it?
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Old 10-06-2012, 06:48 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Right on Karl, thanks!
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Old 10-06-2012, 08:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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mostly illegal aliens soaking up them food stamps.

if your a citizen they run your SSN and if you got ANYTHING AT ALL you can't get squat!

now an illegal alien can come in the office and get $2,000 in stamps a month no questions asked with a whole pocket full of cash and a van lode of smack their selling on the side-- i don't think their broke--

but that guy that just lost his job and is paying down huge medical bills can't hardly get squat from the same program that he has paid into for decades--
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Old 10-06-2012, 10:56 AM   #7 (permalink)
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...an illegal alien can come in the office and get $2,000 in stamps a month no questions asked with a whole pocket full of cash and a van lode of smack their selling on the side...but that guy that just lost his job and is paying down huge medical bills can't hardly get squat from the same program that he has paid into for decades--
Agreed! For some reason illegals have the right to be anonymous and private. We citizens have no such rights. We are the oxen and they ride the cart.
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