A groaner, but a good one
This is a groaner, hope you enjoy it.
A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their lives
studying the grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective
governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study the bears. Finally
their request was granted, and they immediately flew to NY and on west to
Yellowstone. They reported to the ranger station and were told that it
was the grizzly mating season and it was too dangerous to go out and study
the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance, and finally the
ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given portable phones and
told to report in every day. For several days they called in, and then
nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the camp completely ravaged, with no sign of the missing men.
They followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the
female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists because they feared an international incident. They killed the female animal and opened the stomach to find the remains of the Russian.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't
The other ranger responded, "Of course..."
"The Czech is in the male"
"A large caliber is good to have, but its shot PLACEMENT that counts"
"The way is in training"