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Old 10-04-2012, 12:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed. The doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so, he asked her,

"Do you know what I am doing?"

"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities."

"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts.

"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.

"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."

"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his
patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
"Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting the clap; which is why I came here in the first place."
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Old 10-04-2012, 04:11 PM   #2 (permalink)
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ha, ha, that is pretty darn good! im glad i dont have any stitches anywhere cause i darn would have busted them all!!!!!
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Old 10-08-2012, 08:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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showed this one to my wife, and as she works in an ob/gyn practice, she promised that she was going to tell this one to her coworkers.... as she was busting out laughing.....
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Old 10-09-2012, 08:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Another good, thanks Karl!
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