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Old 12-03-2009, 06:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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i think the health care bill is designed to save money on social security the health care we have now just keeps people alive too damn long just sitting aroundhaving fun waiting for their check
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Old 12-08-2009, 11:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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So you're a senior citizen and the government says no health care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives, Republicans orDemocrats it doesn’t make a difference. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison, where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need. New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered.
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.

IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!
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