Health & Safety Test
 

Health & Safety Test

I failed a Health and Safety course at work today.

One of the questions was: "In the event of a fire, what steps would you take?"

Apparently "Fuckin' big ones" was the wrong answer.

Safety in the workshop must be taken very seriously by all. Your teacher / instructor will have taught you how to use a range of machines. He / she will have ensured that you know all about using machines safely as well as being able to use then to cut and shape materials.
The test below is aimed at testing your understanding of basic safety in the workshop. You should be able to answer all the questions. Many of the questions can be answered by using your commonsense as well as what you have been taught.

:why: (it looks like a copy and paste from somewhere else)

Must not realize that the OP is in the Jokes and Humor section..... Or maybe this is:
:spam:

... or that the OP is a retired Safety Engineer.

Safety in the workshop must be taken very seriously by all. Your teacher / instructor will have taught you how to use a range of machines. He / she will have ensured that you know all about using machines safely as well as being able to use then to cut and shape materials.
The test below is aimed at testing your understanding of basic safety in the workshop. You should be able to answer all the questions. Many of the questions can be answered by using your commonsense as well as what you have been taught.

Seems we have a newbie that wants to inflate his post count with cut & paste posts!

Seems like one halfwit and one spammer to me