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partssman 01-22-2006 11:51 AM

History and The "F" Word
 
This is another one from Redneck World magazine and was printed without the "F" word being typed out and I will not offend anyone here by doing so either.

There are only 11 times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

11. What the @#$% do you mean we're sinking?
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. What the @#% was that?
Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

9. Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?
General G.A. Custer, 1877

8. Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that
Albert Einstein, 1938

7. It does so @#$%ing look like her
Picasso, 1926

6. How the @#$% did you work that out?
Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?
Michelangelo, 1566

4. Where the @#$% are we?
Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. Scattered @#$%ing showers my ass
Noah, 4314 BC

2. Aw C'com. Who the @#$% is going to find out?
Bill Clinton, 1998

1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad
Saddam Hussein, 2003

kletus 01-22-2006 12:00 PM

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

GusB 01-22-2006 12:01 PM

Yes very APPROPRIATE uses of the word ?

One of William Jefferson Clintons favorite words as in it wouldn?t be appropriate to mess the Oval office hallway Monica ? but then they went ahead and did it anyway.


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