History and The "F" Word
This is another one from Redneck World magazine and was printed without the "F" word being typed out and I will not offend anyone here by doing so either.
There are only 11 times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use.
They are as follows:
11. What the @#$% do you mean we're sinking?
Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. What the @#% was that?
Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?
General G.A. Custer, 1877
8. Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that
Albert Einstein, 1938
7. It does so @#$%ing look like her
Picasso, 1926
6. How the @#$% did you work that out?
Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?
Michelangelo, 1566
4. Where the @#$% are we?
Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. Scattered @#$%ing showers my ass
Noah, 4314 BC
2. Aw C'com. Who the @#$% is going to find out?
Bill Clinton, 1998
1. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @#$%ing mad
Saddam Hussein, 2003
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