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Old 01-04-2006, 10:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Holiday Scam...This can happen to you!

I am writing to you to warn you of something that happened to me as I am a victim of the latest scam at a mall while shopping. This happened at the Palm Beach Mall and it could happen to you. Here's how the scam works.

Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are leaving the mall while your are placing your packages on the floor of the front seat. One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex while the other comes to your window saying "Hi" while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse. It will be impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and beg you for a ride to Wellington Mall. You agree and tell them to sit in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other in the back seat. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I was assaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
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Old 01-04-2006, 10:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh...I drive by Wellington Green all the time, but I don't give 18 year olds rides.
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Old 01-05-2006, 07:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh man. That is a sad story.
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Old 01-05-2006, 07:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 01-06-2006, 07:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Good one, George.
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