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Old 01-06-2009, 11:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How to Book--Golf

>> New golf book coming out on the market.
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>> Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
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>> Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Maxfli from the Rough When
>> You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
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>> Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water When You Lie 8 in
>> a Bunker (also see Chapter 8)
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>> Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance off the Shank
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>> Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ambassador the Finger
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>> Chapter 6 - Using Your Shadow on the Greens to
>> Maximize Earnings
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>> Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management
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>> Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer Before
>> 9:00 a.m.
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>> Chapter 9 - How to Rationalize a 6 Hour Round
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>> Chapter 10 - How to Find That Ball That Everyone Else
>> Saw Go in the Water
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>> Chapter 11 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care That
>> You Birdied the 5th
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>> Chapter 12 - How to Let a Foursome Play Through Your
>> Twosome
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>> Chapter 13 - How to Relax When You Are Hitting Three
>> off the Tee
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>> Chapter 14 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections
>> to Your Opponent
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>> Chapter 15 - God and the Meaning of the
>> Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
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>> Chapter 16 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever
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>> Chapter 17 - Can You Purchase a Better Golf Game?
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>> Chapter 18 - Rules Interpretation: "Loss of Ball
>> is penalty enough..."
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>> Chapter 19 - Why male golfers will pay $5.00 a beer
>> from the Cart Girl and give her a $3 tip, but will balk at
>> $3.50 at the 19th Hole and stiff the bartender
>
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