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Old 07-23-2010, 10:15 PM   #1 (permalink)
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went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a large snake with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait bucket.

Now the dilemma was how to release the snake without getting bit. So, I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels and poured a little whiskey in its mouth. His eyes rolled back, he went limp. I released him into the lake without incident and carried on fishing using the frog.

A little later, I felt a nudge on my foot. There was that same snake with two frogs in his mouth.
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Old 07-25-2010, 11:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL I'll have to give that a try
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Old 07-25-2010, 05:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:35 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Too hot for me right now.Sept I will go some more.Frogs are good.
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