How to install a wireless security system.
How to Install a Wireless Security System in Four Easy Steps:
1. Go to a secondhand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo. be back in 1/2 an hour. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed."
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