How to save time in line

kernelkrink · 02-21-2010, 10:36 PM

The other day I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch onto the front of my shirt that I had downloaded off the Internet.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the
people got up and left. I guess they decided that
they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours
off my waiting time.

It also works at DMV. It saved me 5 hours.

And the Laundromat - three minutes after entering I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

Don't try it at McDonald's, the whole crew got up and left and l never got my order.

Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time
you're in need of quicker service.

**Coils** · 02-21-2010, 11:50 PM

Nice

**sjohnson** · 02-22-2010, 12:09 AM

Won't work here. The Somalians are all here legally. Though why the Feds picked bitterly cold SF, SD for a relocation site for them I'll never know. I actually feel kind of sorry for them!

iansstud · 02-22-2010, 03:08 PM

This will get you even faster service

zoom6zoom · 02-22-2010, 04:25 PM

I have a Border Patrol ball cap, when people ask about it I tell them I'm an "undocumented agent".

**tanvil** · 02-22-2010, 07:38 PM

That would never work up here. The messicans up here think that's a body guard logo.
They ARE scared of dogs though.

railbuggy · 02-22-2010, 08:07 PM

The obama lovers around me treat the mexicans like honored guest.I yell at them to go home.Irish need not apply.