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Old 08-28-2006, 04:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How to treat a woman:

Wine her.
Dine her.
Call her.
Hold her.
Surprise her.
Compliment her.
Smile at her.
Listen to her.
Laugh with her.
Cry with her.
Romance her.
Encourage her.
Believe in her.
Pray with her.
Pray for her.
Cuddle with her.
Shop with her.
Give her jewelry.
Buy her flowers.
Hold her hand.
Write love letters to her.
Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.




How To Treat a Man:

Show up naked.
Bring beer.
Bring chicken wings.
Don't block the TV.
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Old 08-28-2006, 04:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL....Great!!!!!
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Down in FRONT!!!
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Old 08-28-2006, 09:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Hi mantainance
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