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Old 08-31-2011, 09:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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AN ILLEGAL POEM
by Illegal Immigrants


I cross river, poor and broke,

Take bus,see employment folk.

Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need go see Welfare.

Welfare say, 'You come no more,

We send cash right to your door.

Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,

Medicaid it keep you healthy!

By and by, Got plenty money,

Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends in motherland,

Tell them 'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses and Ford trucks,

I buy big house with welfare bucks.

They come here, we live together,

More welfare checks, it gets better!

Fourteen families, they moving in,

But neighbor's patience wearing thin.

Finally, white guy moves away,
..
I buy his house, and then I say,

'Find more aliens for house to rent.'

In my yard I put a tent.

Send for family they just trash,
....
But they, too, draw welfare cash!

Everything is very good,
Soon we own whole neighborhood.


We have hobby it called breeding,

Welfare pay for baby feeding.

Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?

We get free! We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.

We think America good place!
Too good for white man race.

If they no like us, they can go,
Got lots of room in Mexico.
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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About right.
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Old 08-31-2011, 11:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Definitely right!!!!!!!!!
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"If they’re going to come here illegally, apply for & receive assistance through a corrupted Government agency encouraging this lawless behavior, work under the table & send billions of dollars each year back to their families in Mexico, while bleeding local economies dry, protest in our streets waving their Mexican flags DEMANDING rights, while I have to press ’1′ for English, then they need to be shipped back to where they came from!" -Chad Miller
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Old 08-31-2011, 01:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 08-31-2011, 07:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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about 100 percent true
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Old 08-31-2011, 10:55 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I have watched it happen....
It's not funny.
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Old 09-01-2011, 08:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Press 1 for ENGLISH!!!
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