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Gunco 06-27-2006 11:16 AM

IMAO's top 10 US military slogans
 
10. We don't like collateral damage, but it helps to stay the %$#* out of our way.

9. Total destruction in 30 minutes or the next one is free

8. Often mistaken for wrath of God.

7. We kill foreigners so you don't have to.

6. If everything is exploding around you, that's probably us.

5. Dictator got you down? Ask about our new "regime change" policy.

4. Just point at what you want dead.

3. Trying to win the hearts and minds, but willing to splatter them if necessary.

2. When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight.

1. We're from the governement, and we're here to kill you.

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Hawkeye Mole 06-27-2006 11:20 AM

I like:

"We fly at night because you can't"

eldogg 06-27-2006 12:10 PM

" hurry up and wait". that's the one i got use to!

ptannjr 06-27-2006 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunco

7. We kill foreigners so you don't have to.

2. When it absolutely positively has to be destroyed overnight.

1. We're from the governement, and we're here to kill you.

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I like these!! but the hurry up and wait really should be on there!!!


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