Just a Cover Up
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after
midnight. While en-route home he asks the cabby if he would be
a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he
wants to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip-toe into the
bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket
back, and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head. The wife shouts,
"Don't do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money!"
HE paid for the Corvette I gave you.
HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets.
HE paid for our house at the lake.
HE paid for our country club membership, and
HE even pays the monthly dues!"
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun.
He looks over at the cabby and says "What would you do?"
The cabby replies, "I'd cover him up with that blanket
before he catches a cold."
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Karl
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
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