Kissing a Biker
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stopped.The leader, a big burly retired Navy Master Chief, got off his bike and said, "What are you doing?""I'm going to commit suicide," she said.While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She did, and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she'd finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the best kiss I ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......."
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand