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Old 12-10-2005, 02:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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1) Thats not right.................................. ..... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................... ....... Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man.................................... ......... Dum Fuk

5) Small horse.................................. .......... Tia Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach?....................... Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped in to a coffee table................. Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni

I think you need a face lift...................... Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here.............................. Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet............... Wai Yu Mun Ching

11) This is a tow away zone....................... No Pah King

12) staying out of sight.............................. Lei Ying Lo

13) He's cleaning his automobile................ Wa Shing Ka

14) Your body odor is offensive.................. Yu Stin Ki Pu

15) Great.................................. ................... Fa Kin Su Pah
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Old 12-10-2005, 06:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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