Little and Big Eskimos
A big eskimo and a little eskimo go to a convent and they knock on the door
and a nun answers, and the big eskimo nudges the little one in the side and says "Ask her the question!"
So the little eskimo says, "Are there any midget nuns here?"
The nun answered "noo...no I dont think so why?"
The big eskimo nudges him again and says "Ask her the other question!"
So the little eskimo goes, "Are there an midget nuns in Alaska at all?"
And the nun thinks for a minute then looks at him and says, "No I dont think so...no."
The big eskimo falls on the ground laughing hysterically and the little one looks at him and the big eskimo goes "I TOLD YOU YOU FUCKED A PENGUIN!!!"