Little Johnny
In class one day, while giving a politics lesson, a teacher asks the class who is an Obama supporter.
The teacher raised her hand and exclaimed "I know I am."
Not wanting to feel left out all the students in the class raised their hands. All but Little Johnny.
The teacher, smiling proudly, looks around the room and sees Little Johnny sitting there, hands folded across his chest.
"What's wrong Little Johnny?" Asked the teacher. "Aren't you an Obama supporter like the rest of the class?"
"No.", said Little Johnny.
"Well, why not?" asked the teacher.
Then Little Johnny stood up and answered, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher got angry and asked "And may I ask why you think you are a Republican?"
Little Johnny proudly said, "Because my dad is a Republican and my mom is a Republican too. So that makes me a Republican."
The teacher, now infuriated, asks, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mom was a moron, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smirked and said, "An Obama supporter."
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