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Old 07-24-2012, 04:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Looks of Disappointment

A man was just waking up in the recovery room from anesthesia after having a surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that before, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're cute.' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful,' it was now 'cute.'

She asked, 'What happened to beautiful?'

The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off.'
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Old 07-25-2012, 12:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Man,,, when they wear off entirely he'd better not say she's ugly,,,, or he'll have more reasons to be in the hospital then!!!!
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