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Old 11-17-2005, 01:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Subject: Living Will

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her:
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.
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Old 11-17-2005, 01:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hey !!!!!!!! I resemble that
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LOL...that would be my PC not my TV
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LOL...that would be my PC not my TV
same here
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Old 11-17-2005, 09:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Subject: Living Will

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her:
"Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.
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Old 11-17-2005, 09:16 PM   #7 (permalink)
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LOL...that would be my PC not my TV
I don't sit in front of mine in a vegetative state; but my wife does refer to it as "my second wife", and claims I spend more time and money on her.
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I don't sit in front of mine in a vegetative state; but my wife does refer to it as "my second wife", and claims I spend more time and money on her.
my cars are my second and third SO then the guns are forth
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