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Old 01-23-2011, 09:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A Marine walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, Is your date running late?

No, he replies, I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.

The intrigued woman says, a state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?

The Marine explains, It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.

The lady says, What's it telling you now?

Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.

The woman giggles and replies 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!

The Marine smiles, taps his watch and says, 'Damn it's an hour fast!

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Old 01-27-2011, 09:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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not a single comment?

Damn, gotta be some former Marines around here...
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Old 01-27-2011, 09:36 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sorry brother, All i think of when i hear that joke is a bonafide Yucca wookie, or the banana show girl.

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Old 01-28-2011, 07:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Man, I haven't hear anyone use the term Yucca Wookie in a while. Makes me think of the skanks in 29 palms.
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Old 01-28-2011, 09:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hell, I thought a Marine pick-up line went like this:

"Psssst...hey Sailor, over here in the bushes..."

LOL


-- Sorry, had to, that was the Navy Chief in me.
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Old 01-29-2011, 04:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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No replies?!
Give me a minute,
...I'm writting this down.
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Old 01-29-2011, 06:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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a marine and a sailor were taking a leak, when the marine got done he went to wash his hands, the sailor buttoned up and went to leave. the marine said, in in boot camp they learned to wash their hands after taking a leak, the sailor replied, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our fingers!!
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:42 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Wanna cause a Marine great anguish and consternation....?


Scuff his Low Quarters.......

(Yeah, I AM ex-Navy..... )
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:48 PM   #9 (permalink)
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a marine and a sailor were taking a leak, when the marine got done he went to wash his hands, the sailor buttoned up and went to leave. the marine said, in in boot camp they learned to wash their hands after taking a leak, the sailor replied, in the navy they taught us not to piss on our fingers!!
you got that one backwards...
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Old 01-30-2011, 04:53 PM   #10 (permalink)
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my dad was a CB he would haved liked them jokes
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