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Old 08-30-2011, 08:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 08-30-2011, 08:52 AM   #2 (permalink)
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that's sad but it's true, very true. time to get a prenuptial agreement.

she can have everything but my guns & my dogs, all the rest of that shit she picked out anyway ( that i didn't like to begin with).
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Old 08-30-2011, 04:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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In some states it's only half your shit AFTER the marriage ceremony. My last divorce was in such a state. When my ex asked for everything and the judge was going to grant it, I produced documents that proved I'd bought it before we were married.

Keep those receipts guys. You never know when they might come in handy.
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Old 09-03-2011, 11:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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prenuptial agreement ! prenuptial agreement ! prenuptial agreement! No question about it , Saved me a pant load and my sanity
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Old 09-05-2011, 09:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Now that, my friends, is the only real reason to bury any of your guns!
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