Maxine & Henry......
After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical
examination, the doctor said,
"You are in fine shape for your age, Maxine, but tell me, do you
still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said. She
stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud:
"Henry, do we still have intercourse?"
And there was a hush...You could hear a pin drop.
He answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Maxine, I told
you a hundred times... What we have is... Blue Cross!
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand