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Old 12-14-2011, 02:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Meanwhile, In The Lobby .............

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.

They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says, 'Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me.'

She replies, 'If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 221.'
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Old 12-14-2011, 04:03 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Where do you get em ? This is the first forum I go to to see what you've posted!!
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Old 12-22-2011, 10:09 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Thanks Karl, another great one!
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Old 01-05-2012, 10:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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