Mmmmm...champagne?
On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children
brought gifts for their teacher.
The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of
assorted fruit.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher
lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop
and asked, " Champagne ?"
"No," said the little boy............."It's a puppy!"
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Karl
I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
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