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11-08-2005, 08:42 PM
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GuncoHolic
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Location: PA
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Mom, I'm gay
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and said, "Mom, I have something to tell you, I'm gay."
His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay... doesn't that mean you put
other men's penises in your mouth?"
The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around, whacked him over the head with her spoon and said,
"Don't you EVER complain about my cooking again!"
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11-08-2005, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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Bwaaaaahaaaaa.LMAO.
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WOLVERINES!
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11-08-2005, 08:45 PM
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Hah Hah
LMAO.....thats some funny stuff man.
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11-08-2005, 08:47 PM
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Good Ole Boy from a Good Ole Place
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11-08-2005, 08:48 PM
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Gunco Samurai
Join Date: Jun 2004
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LMAO!!!
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11-08-2005, 09:44 PM
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yea, i kinda liked that one myself 
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11-08-2005, 09:45 PM
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Over the rainbow.
Join Date: Nov 2004
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O.K. here's a lesbian outing joke.
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate
was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather
and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts,
Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just
to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not
saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother
which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now."
"Love - Mom"
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11-08-2005, 09:49 PM
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11-08-2005, 09:50 PM
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Gunco Member
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: DFW, TX
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Originally Posted by Strange Destiny
O.K. here's a lesbian outing joke.
Heather invited her mother over for dinner. During the meal, her
mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful Heather's roommate
was.
She had long been suspicious of Heather's sexuality and this only
made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two women
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Heather
and the roommate than met the eye. Reading her mom's thoughts,
Heather volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
assure you, Suzy and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Suzy came to Heather and said, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful
silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Heather said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just
to be sure." So she sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not
saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not
saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."
Several days later, Heather received a letter from her mother
which read: "Dear Daughter, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep
with Suzy, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with Suzy.
But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she
would have found the gravy ladle by now."
"Love - Mom"
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11-08-2005, 09:55 PM
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Over the rainbow.
Join Date: Nov 2004
Posts: 7,470
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Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Both of them.
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