Monica Lewinsky
After a warm, relaxing bath, Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself naked in a mirror,
fondly recalling her love and the time she spent with Bill Clinton.
Her frustration over her inability to lose weight was depressing her.
In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.
"God, if you will take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.
All of a sudden...her ears fell off!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, passed on .
MOLON LABE !!!!!
They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. --Benjemin Franklin
A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity. -- Sigmund Freud
TO vote for the lesser of two evils , is to still vote for evil.
id still hit that big ass.
she's obviously got some useful skills
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