More blonde jokes

[Taz38]

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take a leave.
I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's a blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I told him I was a light bulb.

He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
I jumped down and walked out of the office.


When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"

She said, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark!"
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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on
the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,

"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
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RIVER WALK
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river
and
sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she
shouts,
"How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

[Preacher]

My wife is going to kick your butt.

[konrue66]

Originally Posted by Preacher

My wife is going to kick your butt.

My wife would too But I will keep her from seeing it.