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Old 01-16-2012, 11:31 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Another favorite of mine.
Curly Howard of the Three Stooges.
"If at first ya don't succeed, keep suckin till ya do succeed."

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Old 01-16-2012, 12:26 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Lieutenant: We can't have any shooting in there...

Frost: What are we supposed to use... harsh language???
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Old 01-16-2012, 02:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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"Lighten up, Francis..."
"Anybody calls me Francis, Ill kill yah.. You mess with me or my stuff, Ill kill yah.."
"O.K. lighten up Francis."
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Old 01-16-2012, 04:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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"Said I didn't have much use for one, never said I didn't know how to use one."

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Old 01-16-2012, 07:33 PM   #15 (permalink)
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"should'nt we outta bury them fellas"

"nah, leave em, buzzards gotta eat, same as a worm"

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Old 01-16-2012, 07:34 PM   #16 (permalink)
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"What we have here is failure to communicate". Cool Hand Luke.
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Old 01-17-2012, 12:32 AM   #17 (permalink)
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True Grit

[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]: You can't serve papers on a rat, baby sister. You gotta kill him or let him be.




[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]: Well if I had a big horse pistol like that I wouldn't be scared of no "boogerman".
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Old 01-17-2012, 01:13 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I gotta find Bubba!
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Old 01-18-2012, 06:43 AM   #19 (permalink)
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"Gump."

"Mama we walk all day lookin for this guy named Charlie. I don't even know what he looks like."
"It rains so hard over here, it rains up."
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Old 01-18-2012, 08:02 AM   #20 (permalink)
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"God damn it, that's not all! Because if one of those things gets down here then that will be all! Then all this - this bullshit that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!" - Ripley, Aliens
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