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Old 01-19-2012, 10:29 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Cool Hand Luke..

"What we have Heer....is a failure too communicate."
Whoops. Sorry. Rimfire already had that one.

"I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody."
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Old 01-19-2012, 03:48 PM   #32 (permalink)
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St. Louis?

No, Nathan Johnson.


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Old 01-19-2012, 07:02 PM   #33 (permalink)
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This little girl survived here Sigorney Weaver. Well Let's Put her in charge! Bill Paxton in Alien.
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It's the AK 47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy. It makes a very distinct sound when fired at you. Clint Eastwood, Heartbreak Ridge.
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"Fill your hand you son of a bitch!" -- True Grit--
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This little girl survived here Sigorney Weaver. Well Let's Put her in charge! Bill Paxton in Alien.
Aliens.
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Old 01-20-2012, 12:29 AM   #37 (permalink)
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No ma'am, we're musicians - Blues Brothers

I am the Night Rider, watch me lay down a rubber road to freedom - Mad Max

Freeze gopher - Caddyshack

I'll be back - Terminator (can't believe no one did this one?)
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Old 01-20-2012, 02:03 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Blues Brothers.
"We have a pack of cigarettes, seventy cents, half a tank of gas, mat it."
Well close anyway, short of looking it up.

Animal House.
"Mind if we dance with your ladies?"
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"I'm a fuel injected suicide machine!!!!!"
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From Commando:

Skully remember when I said I'd kill you last......I lied!!

True Lies:
You Killed people!
Yes but they where all bad



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1. I am a meat popsicle

2. Hey I only speak two languages English and bad English!
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