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Old 01-25-2012, 06:20 PM   #61 (permalink)
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"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:40 PM   #62 (permalink)
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"Badges?...We ain't got no badges!...We don't need no badges!!...I don't have to show you any stinkin badges!!!"


Movie: Treasure of the Sierra Madre
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Old 01-26-2012, 12:47 PM   #63 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2012, 01:12 PM   #64 (permalink)
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Old 01-26-2012, 07:52 PM   #65 (permalink)
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From the movie We Were Soldiers
Sgt - Good mornin' Sgt Major
Sgt Maj - How do you know what kind of god damn day it is

And another
Sgt - Beautiful mornin Sgt Maj
Sgt Maj - What are you, a fucking weather man now


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Old 01-26-2012, 08:57 PM   #66 (permalink)
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" it all comes down to just blowing their heads off"-- Shaka Zulu
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Old 01-28-2012, 09:37 PM   #67 (permalink)
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Old 02-03-2012, 12:06 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Oh, one more I recall from Breaker Morant; the ending line; just before he and a mate were executed:

Shoot straight ya bastards, don't make a mess of it"!
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Old 02-03-2012, 07:02 PM   #69 (permalink)
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"Frank Moses: Kordeski trained you?
William Cooper: Yea?
Frank Moses: I trained Kordeski" (Crack!)

"Marvin Boggs: I remember the secret service being tougher.
Victoria: Me too."

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Old 02-03-2012, 08:08 PM   #70 (permalink)
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Robocop walks into the PD.
Desk Sergeant: "Murphy, did you know there's a warrant out for your arrest?"
Robo: "Yes."
Sergeant: "Just checkin'. What can I do for ya?"

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Dirty Harry: "Do you have any kids, lieutenant?"
Lt.: "Me? No."
Dirty Harry: "Lucky for them."

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