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Old 02-14-2012, 12:21 AM   #71 (permalink)
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[the Operative manages to stab Mal with his sword.]
The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal?
Mal: Aw, hell, I'm a fan of all seven. [headbutts the Operative and pulls the sword out.] But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.

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Old 02-14-2012, 01:52 AM   #72 (permalink)
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dirty harry: you got to know your limitations!
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Old 02-18-2012, 09:16 PM   #73 (permalink)
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"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."
Just watched this tonight, awesome movie
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Old 02-20-2012, 04:38 PM   #74 (permalink)
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Uh, what we got heah, is, failyuh to communicate.............
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Old 03-05-2012, 06:10 PM   #75 (permalink)
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"Machines are gonna fail. And the system's gonna fail. Then..."

"And then what?"

"Then survival. Who has the ability to survive. That's the game: survive."

"And you can't wait for it to happen, can you?"

"You can't wait for it."

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Old 03-10-2012, 10:58 PM   #76 (permalink)
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Not one quote from this one yet?

Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. -- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket.
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Old 03-10-2012, 11:04 PM   #77 (permalink)
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Oh an can't forget my favorite of all time; Their coming for you Barbara, Barbara, their coming for you. -- Opening scene from George Romero's 1968 Night of the Living Dead
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Old 03-11-2012, 09:47 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Indiana Jones and the last crusade; spoken by the knight after one of the chief bad guys just died a very unpleasant death from drinking from the false holy grail

"he choose.....poorly"
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Old 03-11-2012, 10:22 PM   #79 (permalink)
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From Heat:

[Only registered and activated users can see links. ]: I'm angry. I'm very angry, Ralph. You know, you can ball my wife if she wants you to. You can lounge around here on her sofa, in her ex-husband's dead-tech, post-modernistic bullshit house if you want to. But you do not get to watch my fucking television set!
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Old 03-12-2012, 12:17 AM   #80 (permalink)
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