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Karl/PA 01-14-2012 09:40 AM

My Neighbor
 
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She's single...



She lives right across the street.



I can see her house from my living room.



I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.She knocked on my door...I rushed to open it.

She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this

strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!



Are you busy tonight?"



I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"

MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!

FloridaAKM 01-14-2012 09:44 AM

AWWWWW! Bad ending!

Tommo 01-17-2012 07:48 AM

Very funny, thanks Karl!

railbuggy 01-17-2012 09:59 AM

She looks like John Voight's kid.

bellson 01-17-2012 04:30 PM

I think she looks yummy!:loopeye:

FloridaAKM 01-17-2012 06:30 PM

She is, back when she was young & HOT! :wow:
Quote:

Originally Posted by railbuggy (Post 657343)
She looks like John Voight's kid.



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