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01-14-2012, 09:40 AM
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Resident Curmudgeon
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: South-Central PA
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My Neighbor
She's single...
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.She knocked on my door...I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my dog?"
MAN... IT'S NO FUN GETTING OLD!!!
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I swear, by my life and my love of it, that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine. - Ayn Rand
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01-14-2012, 09:44 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sunny North Florida
Posts: 2,120
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AWWWWW! Bad ending!
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01-17-2012, 07:48 AM
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GuncoHolic
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Very funny, thanks Karl!
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01-17-2012, 09:59 AM
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NoWorkCamp4Me
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Cincinnati,OHIO
Posts: 3,830
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She looks like John Voight's kid.
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NRA JPFO MC/NAVY Right Wing Radical Gun and Bible Toting inactive Marine
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01-17-2012, 04:30 PM
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Citizen, Patriot, Ranger
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Peoples Republik of Kalifornia
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I think she looks yummy! 
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Peace, Love, And Superior Firepower
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Bellson
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01-17-2012, 06:30 PM
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Gunco Veteran AK Builder
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sunny North Florida
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She is, back when she was young & HOT! 
Quote:
Originally Posted by railbuggy
She looks like John Voight's kid.
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