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New Christmas Cookie Recipe

I am starting my Christmas baking and wanted to send you my favorite Christmas cookie recipe. With the holidays coming, it's always nice to have something new and creative to try. I'm making them as I write.
Good luck and enjoy.

Cookie Ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 cup lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jack Daniels

Sample the Jack Daniels to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level
cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. At this point it's best to make
sure the Jack Daniels is still OK, try another cup ... just in case.

Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck
in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the fruit off floor... Mix on the
turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
with a drewscriver. Sample the Jack Daniels to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something white. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check Jack. Now shift the lemon juice and strain nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Dack Janiels and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS