A new day.....

[N/A]

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK







1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!

[g2busmc]

yes i feel better now, although it wasnt quite worded like you said.

[kurts_armory]

Originally Posted by g2busmc

yes i feel better now, although it wasnt quite worded like you said.

same your recycle bin has to be empty for it to ask something similar to that also

[Frogman]

Makes me feel better already just reading it, - heres one I got to day in an E-mail

Here's something to get your week started or cause you to enter a great emotional depression--whichever suits!



This year, taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus Payment.


This is a very exciting new program that I will explain using the Q and A format:





Q. What is an Economic Stimulus Payment?



A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.




Q. Where will the government get this money?



A. From taxpayers.





Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?



A. Only a smidgen.




Q. What is the purpose of this payment?



A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.




Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China?



A. Shut up.





Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the US economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:



If you spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.



If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.



If you purchase a computer it will go to India.



If you purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala (unless you buy organic).



If you buy a car it will go to Japan.



If you purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan.




And none of it will help the American economy.



We need to keep that money here in America. You can keep the money in America by spending it at yard sales, going to a baseball game, or spend it on prostitutes, beer and wine (domestic ONLY), or tattoos, since those are the only businesses still in the US

[mija]

I've got to admit, I laughed it is funny in its own sick way. Lets don't forget the meth dealers, they are domestic businesses and need our support. Maybe our administration will promote this sector.