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Old 03-22-2006, 06:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of acetaminophen. Aleve is also called naproxen. Amoxil is also called amoxicillin and Advil is also called ibuprofen.

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also seriously considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new beverage by the trade mark name of "MOUNT & DO".

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Old 03-22-2006, 06:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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If by chance any member takes an overdose...I can send you a pic of my sister in law...she's the anedote(sp)......they'll be putting a pic of her in all future bottles for the purpose of returning the angle of dangle to a minium

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