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luvmysaiga.308 06-26-2009 03:38 PM

New future for Michael jackson
 
Being that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into Lego Blocks so kids can play with him for a change.

Rich 06-26-2009 06:48 PM

Not sure if it's true but I heard MacDonald's is running a special in his honor. 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Eugene Onegin 06-26-2009 07:00 PM

How long will it be before we see M.J. impersonators and collectable plates.

jimmy t 06-26-2009 09:04 PM

M.J. impersonators? Might be real hard to find anything, or anyone that looks like him. It would be fairly simple to impersonate the Monkey.What is or was the name of the monkey. Peanut or Bubbles.???????

infamous ted 06-27-2009 12:03 PM

be nice
 
c'mon guys, this is not how we should treat the dead... where he is going now he will have all the virgin little boys, that a plastic faced, freak of a pedophile, would ever want. god bless him.:whisker:

FloridaAKM 06-27-2009 01:44 PM

MJ will not be buried or cremated; he will be recycled into plastic grocery bags, so that he will always be white, a good recycled plastic product and dangerous to children! :rofl: :bye2:

Winn R 06-27-2009 03:35 PM

America is the only country where a poor black boy can die a rich white woman.

hotchkissmtrifle 06-27-2009 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Winn R (Post 536060)
America is the only country where a poor black boy can die a rich white woman.

That was really funny!

jjglith 06-28-2009 08:16 AM

When was it time to leave MJ's house?


When the big hand touches the little hand.


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MJ's cause of death was actually food poisoning....


He ate a 12yr old wiener

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MJ was conscious in the ambulance for a few moments and when told he was going to UCLA Hspt. he demanded to be taken to Childrens Memorial instead...

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Farrah Fawcett dying wish to God was "Please, save the children".
God granted her wish that same day.

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:ranting:


This country is going to hell in a handbasket when we raise drug addict pedophiles to the status of gods. Was he a brilliant muscian? Maybe. But then he contracted a terminal case of "Weird" years ago and it was horrifying to watch after that.

and.......

Remember, if you have nothin' good to say about the dead don't say anything at all.


OK I'll say it.

He's DEAD!
GOOD!


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