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Old 10-20-2006, 01:35 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default A new lexus

I just got my new Lexus RX400, and returned to the dealer the next day,
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. Watch this he
said..Nelson! The radio replied, Ricky or Willie? Willie he
continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
Beethoven! I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, >
Beatles! I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I
swerved in time to avoid them. ASSH0LES! I yelled....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael
Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill
Clinton on sax... I LOVE this CAR...!!!!!!!!!
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Old 10-20-2006, 08:07 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ROFL!!! Thats a good one!
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Old 10-20-2006, 05:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ROTFL!!!

I wonder if the new LS460 has that? Did you know they have an auto parallel park?!!
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Old 10-20-2006, 09:49 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd be even more impressed if it were an American car .
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Old 10-21-2006, 04:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The Japanese can fight but they can't style a car! Its our only hope..
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I have the same radio in my car.The other day aome kids on skateboards cut in front of me-I yelled 'F'n kids!!' and it switched to Michael Jackson!! ---bil
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