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Old 10-04-2010, 08:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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President BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York .

He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S. Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers.”

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented Obama with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.”

The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later asked the group of Chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President.

They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
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Old 10-05-2010, 05:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2010, 06:16 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That a Golden one - needs to be bronzed - Quote -They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.
Other wise known as a shit bird!!!
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Old 10-05-2010, 06:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Obama, Walking Eagle. ant that the truth. The Red brothers know.
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Old 10-09-2010, 11:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Knew he was full of shit the first time I saw him on TV at the 2004 commocrat convention. He reminded me of the slick little street hustlers in good old Philadelphia, PA where I grew-up in the 50's and 60's.
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Old 10-10-2010, 10:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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...and I thought it was "Jackass".
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Old 10-23-2010, 06:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Best joke ever about O'bama!!!
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Old 10-24-2010, 12:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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"Red Foreman" of That 70's Show said it best - "Your a dumbass!"

I often use that name for The Kenyan Puppet.......
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King Jaffy Jofa needs to go back to Zamunda
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