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Old 03-28-2010, 06:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".


Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".


Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!


Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.


I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan.


I told them I was suicidal.


They all got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Just think Frogman......Only three more years to go!!! Or...........will it be SEVEN with all the beaners & felons voting for Obama????
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Old 03-28-2010, 07:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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LOL! that is about the truth!

well on the other hand the good news is er---???? well what the hell-- i don't got no good news! were going down the shitter in a hurry!
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Old 03-28-2010, 07:38 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well if There's a second term, I think I'll move to Belize. At least English is there first language.
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Several Gold prospecting friends of mine have moved to Costa Rica & say it's pretty nice there.
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Old 03-28-2010, 11:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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what is to prevent the US from invading costa rica or belize to "save" americans from the communists!--the irony of being saved from communists by communists!
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Old 03-29-2010, 02:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Wow just like Chetznya - Only you could j427 could have come with that one.
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