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12-02-2005, 11:53 AM
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Odd Facts
HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE. Thought these odd facts might give you a chuckle.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart! creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
The flea can jump 350 times
its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The
catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a
pond?)
S ome lions m! ate over 50 times a
day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)
Butterflies taste with their
feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The
strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on
average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)
Elephants are the only
animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's
urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An
ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.(I know some people like
that.)
Starfish have no brains.(I know
some people like that too .)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the
only species that have sex for pleasure.(What about that pig??)</B>
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12-02-2005, 11:55 AM
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The Mad Messenger
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Originally Posted by NexusX
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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That sounds like a typical day at work for me.
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12-02-2005, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by NexusX
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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so does redbull, romin and cup noodles (i used to have a black on in my room all the time)
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12-02-2005, 03:12 PM
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THat explains why redbull tastes so bad, it is can urine
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12-02-2005, 03:21 PM
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The Mad Messenger
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12-02-2005, 03:42 PM
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Originally Posted by 00redZX-6R
THat explains why redbull tastes so bad, it is can urine
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i like redbull... as long as its mixed with a shot or 2 of vodka
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12-03-2005, 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by scheistermeister
i like redbull... as long as its mixed with a shot or 2 of vodka
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or yager!
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