Old folks and gas
They had been married for 59 years and were sitting in Church service on Sunday morning. The old timer lifted up his butt check and pasted a big smile on his face. Shortly after that he leaned over to his wife and said " I just let out a silent fart right here in the pew, what do you have to say about that"?
The old lady leaned over and wispered in his ear, " I think you need to check the battery in your hearing aid!"
If Obama was the answer, how stupid was the question?