Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.

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Ole is a farmer in Minnesota.
He is in need of a new milk cow.

He drives to Nordakota, finds the farm and looks at the cow.
(That would be ' North Dakota ' for you non - Scandahoovians).

Ole reaches under to see if she gives milk.
When he grabs her teat and pulls ... the cow farts.

Ole is very surprised.

He looks at the farmer, then reaches under the cow to try again.
He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.
Milk does squirt out however, so after some discussion Ole decides to buy the cow.

When he gets back to Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, "Hey, Sven, come and look at dis here new cow I yust bought. Pull her teat, and see vat happens."

Sven reaches down, pulls her teat - and the cow farts.

Sven looks at Ole and says,
"You bought dis here cow in Nordakota, didn't yah?"

Ole is so surprised since he hadn't told Sven about his trip.
"Yah, dats right ......... But how did you know?"

"My wife's from Nordakota."