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Old 06-16-2009, 03:08 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default The one important, question test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving
> an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test
> features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will
> have to make a decision. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet
> spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.
> THE SITUATION:
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> You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you
> caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical
> proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and
> you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
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> You're trying to shoot career-making photos There are houses and people
> swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing
> all of its destructive fury.
>
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> THE TEST:
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> Suddenly you see a man and a woman in the water. They are fighting for
> their lives, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move
> closer.
> Somehow they look familiar. You suddenly realize who they are. It's
> Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi!! At the same time you notice that the raging
> waters are about to take them under forever. You have two options: You can save
> their lives or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo,
> documenting the deaths of two of the
USA's most powerful politicians.
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>
>
> ===============================================
>
> THE QUESTION:
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>
> Here's the question, and please give an honest answer...
>
> Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
> classic simplicity of black and white?
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Use the color film.You can always do them in B&W with photo shop.
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'ed take it in color
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Old 06-16-2009, 06:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd go with color film, as black and white would seem redundant considering the subject matter being filmed.
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Old 06-16-2009, 07:53 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Why take pictures to martyr them? Let them go under anonymously with no knowledge to the people.

Answer: I'd put the camera in the bag, sit down, light up and watch..
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Old 06-16-2009, 08:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I thought you was going to ask which one we would hold under!
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Naaah! Go digital video. It will go viral on UTube!
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Old 06-18-2009, 08:38 PM   #8 (permalink)
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fire up a good cuban cigar and piss in their direction
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Everything looks better in black & white film even Barack Obama and Nancy Pelosi drowning.
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