One of my Children?????
 

THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN

A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
WAVE AT HIM AND SAY HELLO. HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM.
SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?".

TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN."

NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN
UNFAITHFUL AND SAYS...
"MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE
WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY A$$ WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP MY BUTT?".
> >
> > SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SON'S MATH TEACHER."

SD should like that

Its funny.I thought of her also when I read it

got me to chuckle.